gloriousgilmore:

me: ok time 2 sleep!!
my brain on repeat for hours: two Bros chilling in a Hot tub five feet apart cause there Not Gay

jumex:

anyway love isn’t real and everybody acts in self interest so jot that down

oikawa-toour:

trying to prove a point to birds

ostracizedpoodle:

storyofthislife:

why are breakfast dates not  a more popular thing? like forget your 9pm fancy dinner reservation, lets go eat pancakes at 9am in our pjs

I will never wake up before noon for a man

senseitive:

too busy watering my own grass to check if yours is greener

oikawa-toour:

trying to prove a point to birds